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"Quit your job.
Buy a ticket.
Get a tan.
Fall in love.
Never return."

— (via humansofhumanity)

(via jesdaniels)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via kk-aitlin)


I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via vousetesle)



things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Sure pal whatever you say

(via vousetesle)


i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via conflicting)


pet names for your significant other:

  • fucker

(via conflicting)


don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via conflicting)