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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via kk-aitlin)

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via vousetesle)

darkarcherprince:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Sure pal whatever you say

(via vousetesle)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via conflicting)

64px:

pet names for your significant other:

  • fucker

(via conflicting)

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via conflicting)

barakuddles:

i need to get something off my chest it’s my shirt let’s have a sex

(via yulinga)